oh, hey.
music/film/tv/literature junkie, college student, elephant enthusiast. twenty-one. boston.
boston calling bound!

just got to write the word “stonehenge” on my calendar.

march 13th. time to summon some ancient spirits.

thought i just deleted my essay—- the one that’s due in like eight hours.

turns out i emailed myself the finished draft because i’m a fucking genius.

my actual life is way fucking stranger than fiction, i’m telling you.

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check it out! i haven’t murdered my daisies yet! (Taken with Instagram)

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I JUST LIVED A NOPE MOMENT

FUCK ME THAT WAS AWFUL.

so i’m on my bed in the dark, laptop on my chest, reading, when a

HUGE. FUCKING. SPIDER.

walks across my screen, and all i see is this big fucking, eight-legged shadow scrambling six inches from my face.

FUCK. THAT.

i just murdered that motherfucker with a tissue, a swiffer sweeper, and all of my fury.

NOT IN MY HOUSE, BITCH.

if “have a beer and watch big brother” isn’t the plan, then i uhh… i think we should reformulate the plan

my bedroom is now a vampire weekend album. success. (Taken with Instagram)

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