leaves of sass

july 26th resolutions for the coming school year

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my face when the last customer of the night is a huge douchebag.
get out of my store. get out.

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just performed some intense maintenance on my facebook. phew. i’m comforted by the fact that this past fifteen minutes will really benefit me in the long-run.

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write huge personal post.

add “read more.”

nope, still obnoxious and inappropriate.


nothing is less conducive to writing a screenplay than a professor telling you to write a screenplay.